Necklaces are to me as heroin is to a drug addict.
It's a really crappy addiction, seeing as how I'm running out of storage space, and also because I really only have just the one neck to hang all these cheap necklaces off of - which by the way, I find totally inconvenient.
I mean what if I really,
really felt like wearing twenty-five necklaces at one go? I'd look like I'd just high-tailed it out of a burning building and that was all I could save.
... A bunch of necklaces.
And they wouldn't even be the good kind, which would make me look like an idiot for choosing to save a metric tonne of $12 dollar necklaces instead of a laptop ...
But that's not the point of this post.
The point is, I've found a new necklace to obsess over, and it's all Audrina Patridge's fault.
Here's another, fuzzier look at Audrina and her awesome sideways initial necklace; a picture that serves no apparent purpose other than to bring myself to tears every time I look at it.
You can really only sort of see the shadow it casts on her collar bone ...
God, I'm pathetic.
